Your Cosmic Data results have just refreshed based on your fingering activity and our systems have determined that you fancy yourself a ‘Titty Pincher’ scoring an average of 69% on most weekdays.

Maybe you have always understood this. Maybe this just dawns on you now. Maybe you want to turn your hobby into something more. Or maybe you have an opportunity and obligation to simply share this truth with the world. Whatever it is, only you will come to terms with your own confidentially determined data slut. If you have any questions Human Resources vs Love Supplies vs Terms & Conditions wording is inserted only where you need it.

THE RESULTS ARE DEFINITELY NOT IN YET, BUTT

YOU’RE DOING GREAT! VS YOUR NOT DOING GREAT

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  • BY MEANS OF ONE OR MORE OF THE SENSES (PLEASE NOTE* YOU KNOW WHICH ONES)

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*BASED ON YOUR DECISIONS SO FAR (WITH VERIFIED NO MARGINS OF ERROR)

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(2004) DIGITAL CANVAS 5x6 FT / KATIE BUSH eX-HE-BITCHIN ‘YOU AND WHAT ARMY’ (1 OF 1)

Based on the paths you've chosen to pinch so far ...

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2014 Gasoline Lovers Ameri-Socks by Katie Bush
(1 of 69 limited edition pairs)

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‘UNREMARKABLE PEOPLE HAVING SEX’ ART EXHIBITION AT ATA / RIGHT WINDOW, SF (2010)

(2003) DESTROYEVIL.COM VAGINAMATION

THIS ISN’T CONFUSING

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SO YOU WANT TO GO DOWN

SO YOU WANT TO GO DOWN

YOU WANT TO GO DOWN

YOU WANT TO GO DOWN



YOU WANT TO GO DOWN

YOU WANT TO GO DOWN

I would strongly advise against

‘Don’t do it, Cheryl’ she said, (you thought to yourself).. was she talking into the RECEIVER …to me? am I ‘Cheryl’? Was ‘I the one’ on the line?

Don’t do it, Cheryl

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Don’t do it, Cheryl

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BEYOND HERE THERE IS NO

TURNING ROSES

BACK

FRIEND, YOU ARE ENTERING DREAMY ALL-GENDER BONER TERRITORY

ALL DREAMERS BEWARE! DREAMY TIMES AHEAD

PARIS WET RAIN + URBAN BUTT-ON DROP ‘TITS’ (2007)